2010年8月6日 星期五

当你和会计一起吃饭。。。


当你和会计一起吃饭。。。

when eating with accountant...


1.当你们在叫菜的时候,他们终会选些比较便宜的东西吃,因为他们怕出太多钱。

1.they always choose some cheaper food in the menu,when they are order.


2.当菜来的时候,他们终会把食物分的很平均,你们绝不会有人吃多,有人吃少。

2.when the food coming,they always differ food balancing,because they don't want feel unfairness.


3.当你们给钱的时候,他们绝对不会是第一个拿出钱包的人,因为他们通常会希望你请。

3.when u all pay money, they always not the one who take their money out first,because they hope u will spent their eating.


4.如果你说请他们,他们一定很开心的跟你道谢,并在心里想TMD早知道叫贵一点。

4.if u spent them, they will very happy to say thx u with u,but in their heart will say shit! if know early,they sure will order more expensive food.


5.如果你说AA的时候,他们就会有一点不情愿拿出他们的钱包给钱,并还叫你拿单来让他们过目,而且他们一定连一分钱都要算。

5.if u say pay by self, they sure will no so happy to take out their money out and ask u take the bill to calculate the payment by balance.


6.如果你带不够钱出来吃东西的话,那你真的很倒霉了。因为你会跟他们借钱,而且你也会每天接到他们的追魂call直到你还钱位置。一分钱都不能少。

6.if u not bring enough money, haha!!! u sure will headache after that. because u will ask them borrow money to u, and u also will receive calling form them everyday until u pay finnish ur loan....1 cent also cannot less.